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Childless GOP candidate borrows family for weird photo shoot
  • Then why wouldn't he just do a photo shoot with his fiancee and his dog? Conservatives are idiots or someone is lying.

  • Childless GOP candidate borrows family for weird photo shoot
  • engaged to be married and lives alone with his dog,

    How does that work? Don't most people cohabitate before marriage? Or is he engaged to his dog?

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  • Or did he stab the cheeseburger?

  • Why isn't apple a popular ice cream flavor?
  • It's a popular flavor in new england. Gifford's has apple pie seasonally at their ice cream stands. They also have pumpkin pie ice cream which is my favorite.

  • "English"
  • We're like your little brother that keeps popping up when you least expect him.

  • China’s newest nuclear submarine sank in dock, US officials confirm
  • It’s not the lack of oxygen that will kill you, it’s the build up of carbon dioxide. And carbon dioxide asphyxiation hurts the entire time.

  • "English"
  • Ours is the traditional pronunciation. You fucks changed it after we left because you didn’t like to sound like provincial rebels.

  • Catzad-dum
  • Purin’s Bane.

  • China’s newest nuclear submarine sank in dock, US officials confirm
  • Read about the Kursk. Instantly crushed doesn’t always happen. Sometimes you get stuck in a compartment for six hours and slowly asphyxiate.

  • Please take a number. A representative will see you never.
  • Cronenberg was Agent Daniels, not Captain Braxton.

  • ChatMD
  • Sha-sha-shaaa!
  • Old Ben Shackleford lives out beyond the dune sea. He's kind of a strange old hermit.

  • To prepare me for my journey to the underworld, I request to be smeared with cheese.
  • Is there a china in wisconsin? Sounds like something those cheeseheads would do.

  • I'm watching DS9 for (mostly) the first time, and I have to say...
  • a genuine man who is literally out there saving the alpha and delta quadrant weekly

    The Bajoran wormhole went to the Gamma quadrant.

    The delta quadrant is where Voyager and the Barzan wormhole went.

  • I apologize ahead of time. I saw this, so you have to as well
  • And you say nothing was changed by your little temporal excursion?

  • This kid has "Jedi Master" written all over him
  • Maybe Ki Adi Mundi's people lay eggs.

  • Ululation
  • My vote for loveliest kiwi is a tie between Rachel House and Rima Te Wiata.

  • Man charged with attempted assassination of Trump at Florida golf course as case is assigned to Judge Aileen Cannon
  • Hanged. Hung is the past tense for an object being suspended. Hanged is the past tense for when you refer to someone being killed by hanging.

  • I'm listening to a motivational speaker at a corporate conference when I realize...
  • According to our modern understanding of physics and and given an expanding universe...yes, the universe is truly infinite. There is a limit to how far we can see but not to how far the universe will expand.

  • Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another.

    Description: The meme is 3 different pictures in series. The first titled "The Picard Maneuver" shows the USS Stargazer performing the Picard maneuver. The second titled "The Riker Maneuver" shows the Enterprise E releasing metreon gas to perform the Riker maneuver. The third title "The Janeway Maneuver" shows Tuvix being separated into Tuvok and Neelix via transporter beam.

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    Ginni Thomas Privately Praised Group Working Against Supreme Court Reform: “Thank You So, So, So Much”
    www.propublica.org Ginni Thomas Privately Praised Group Working Against Supreme Court Reform: “Thank You So, So, So Much”

    In a call with donors, First Liberty Institute’s Kelly Shackelford read the supportive email he said came from Thomas. The leader of the religious-rights group also labeled Justice Elena Kagan “treasonous” for backing a stronger ethics code.

    Ginni Thomas Privately Praised Group Working Against Supreme Court Reform: “Thank You So, So, So Much”
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    There are three ways to do something in Starfleet. The right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway.

    Description: Meme with the title "The Janeway" The first panel has Ensign Tahani Al-Trill handing Janeway a PADD saying "Admiral Janeway, you won't believe what I found in the vulcan database!" The second panel has Janeway looking at a PADD. The third panel shows an information block with Janeway's personal info. Her three hyper evolved children with Tom Paris are highlighted. The fourth panel has Janeway stating "Glass those pointy eared bastards" The final panel is a shot of the planet Vulcan being destroyed.

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    By the 2020s, the American government – reacting to serious problems of homelessness and unemployment – created special Sanctuary Districts in most major cities.

    The Bell Riots start on Sunday. Stay safe out there!

    <Anyone coming from /c/all please note this is a joke post for an in universe Star Trek event. Remain Calm.>

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    Everything in the world is easier said than done. Unless you have a speech impediment...

    Description: Meme with the heading Star Trek Jellico. 4 frames below with the first being an exterior shot of the Enterprise D. In frames 2-4 Jellico and Riker are inside the hallways of the Enterprise and and Jellico states to Riker "Will, I want to teach you a lesson my grandfather taught me when I was your age." The next frame Jellico says "When someone with a lisp says bismuth, you know they mean business.". Jellico then walks away with a grin.

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    Who wore it best: It is green.

    Description: Meme with the title: Who wore it best? Subtitled: It is green. Below are three star trek characters wearing green tunics. From left to right is Mirror universe Jonathan Archer, Prime Universe (v2022) Christopher Pike, and Prime Universe James Kirk.

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    NASA decides to keep 2 astronauts in space until February, nixes return on troubled Boeing capsule
    apnews.com NASA decides to keep 2 astronauts in space until February, nixes return on troubled Boeing capsule

    NASA has decided it’s too risky to bring two astronauts back to Earth in Boeing’s troubled new capsule. They’ll have to wait until February for a ride home with SpaceX.

    NASA decides to keep 2 astronauts in space until February, nixes return on troubled Boeing capsule
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    NASA decides to keep 2 astronauts in space until February, nixes return on troubled Boeing capsule
    apnews.com NASA decides to keep 2 astronauts in space until February, nixes return on troubled Boeing capsule

    NASA has decided it’s too risky to bring two astronauts back to Earth in Boeing’s troubled new capsule. They’ll have to wait until February for a ride home with SpaceX.

    NASA decides to keep 2 astronauts in space until February, nixes return on troubled Boeing capsule
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    Motivational Trek: I don't want to talk about it.

    Original quote by Michael Jordan: "Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen."

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    My seer just told me of this omen he saw in the moon. Should I be worried or should I get rid of the seer? "When the Moon fully slips into Earth's shadow, a king shall die."

    Description: Clay tablet from Old Babylonia with lunar-eclipse omens inscribed on it in cuneiform.

    Article here: https://www.sciencealert.com/archaeologists-reveal-ominous-warning-in-ancient-babylonian-tablet

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    Motivational Trek: Persistence

    Description: Meme with a frame from TNG episode Cause and Effect titled Persistence. Below the frame is the text: Because if you do the same thing over and over, you'll surely get different results eventually.

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    Demotivational Trek: Terok Nor

    Description: Meme titled Achievement featuring a picture of Terok Nor (Deep Space 9). Below the text reads: You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

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    Demotivational Trek: Tuvix

    Descriptions: Meme with Tuvix from Voyager titled Mistakes. The subtext says "Maybe the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others".

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    teft teft @lemmy.world

    Just a bridgeman doing his thing.

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