This looks like a demon turned SpongeBob into a comforter set.

Southern guy probably was eating a Vidalia onion. The soil is low in sulfur, I believe, and has a more neutral acidity, so the onion is pretty uniquely sweet. I heard one older southerner call them dirt apples.

Look into commercial displays.

Tom TuberWARE is AL not AK.

Haha! I think this is a good spot to share the baguette scene from Atlanta: https://youtu.be/UtaML9D2p8k?si=EbsU8Rni_x0xurCL

Okay hear me out... physically print the documents then, using a high resolution scanner, make a digital copy and finally use a raster to vector convertor.

I know this is probably dumb, but I just wanted to throw this out there.