I actually didn't read the name first, but while reading it I thought, "this reads a lot like Trump."

I used to work with kids. Every now and then I'd eat a banana or hot dog sideways, from the inside-out. They were horrified.

Which I find to be such an excellent example. Since red wine has prolonged contact with grape skins, letting it keep a lot of the flavonoids. It's not incorrect exactly, but you'd still be better off eating grapes or drinking grape juice.

I once made a home base for an elusive magic artist that is notorious for making really powerful magical artifacts with shitty side effects. Shield of Biting that bites the user, invisible invisibility cloak, Rhythm Heaven's Monkey Watch, a dagger that berates the user on misses, one puzzle that I found online that stumped the party for hours. So I made it a base with annoying puzzles. I had solutions for four out of five of them, then decided, "Eh, they'll come up with something eventually." They did the other puzzles first though, so they just came up with a solution that fits the theme. It worked.

I hate sleep paralysis. Rather than taking the form of a demon, it takes the form of my friends/family/anyone I know walking in, seeing me with sleep paralysis, then leaving. I'd rather it be a demon.

About three weeks ago, my coworker's brother was shot by police responding to a wellness check. It's fucked.