What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
Why do melons have weddings?
Why did the computer cross the road?
Why don’t crabs give to charity?
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the fisherman bring a ladder?
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
How do you catch a squirrel?
Why did the banana go to the party?
What did the zero say to the eight?
Why are ghosts terrible liars?
Why did the farmer become a DJ?
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Why don't skeletons go out in the winter?
Why did the pony get sent to his room?