Why did the gardener plant a light bulb?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
How do you organize an outer space party?
Why did the math teacher open a bakery?
Why are ghosts terrible at telling lies?
Why did the bee get married?
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Why did the baseball team hire a chef?
Why did the music note get in trouble?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why was the broom late?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why do ducks have feathers?
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
What do you call a fake noodle?
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?