you said it was quiet here so happy valentimes day.

Thanks to @say_what_again@lemmy.world for replying with this video to a 30 Rock gag I used as an example in another community. I didn't realize Dan Harmon (Community / Rick and Morty) loved this triple punchline as much as I do.

Image description: Liz Lemon, in her crazy old lady costume, reads a card with the text "Ooh, this adaptation has LGBT representation...played by Ricky Schroder? Ugh."

People do like the way she says ______.

Hey, I write what I now. Also, my eyboard is broen.

Edit from mobile: For real: dog jumped up on my lap and knocked my glass of OJ right on my keyboard. "K" key is the only casualty.

Well, this stage is now lit like a grocery store milk aisle.

!I'll look....horrible

Reading a Wikipedia article on False Vacuum Decay, and this graph reminded me of Verna.

!It's just a little yank up, ya know?

!It has a ham button. You used my idea! :)

!What's with the weekday vibe?

!It's not Wednesday, Liz, it's Thursday

!I hate you!

!Jack Donaghy endlessly pouring Scotch

Don't ask me how, but I ended up on the Wikipedia page for a cheesy 90's made-for-TV movie. After reading through the entire plot synopsis (don't judge me), I saw this gem of a review from Variety that Immediately made me think of Liz's condescending compliment thing.

!Variety said, 'Production as designed by Brian Davie is handsome, and David Geddes’ camerawork catches the Smith beauty and that of the Vancouver locations. Paul Zaza’s score is pretty, but undistinguished.'

Wikipedia: Married to a Stranger

!Boy, we as a group, might not smell great

!If you think those are doing anything to seal in freshness

!And I'd been on the toilet so long that my legs had fallen asleep

!Very wool!

!I guess there's another full-figured Bev at the office there

!It's just Bev, Liz. My mother died while naming me

You know why I get a hotel room? To poop in peace. No kids bangin’ on the door, No phones ringin’. It’s my time! Every Tuesday and Thursday at 3:00 pm! I don’t know why I only go twice a week.

!Live every week like it's Shark Week

Funny story. I do,

!But the boat I was educated on sank !So I thought I didn't have to pay for it anymore

Trying a little mash up with this one.

!Much hospital

Martha Wash Sings the Iconic "Everybody Dance Now" line on The Arsenio Hall Show (1990)

cross-posted from: https://beehaw.org/post/632507

> Sounds just like the record!

!That's exactly how you look

!The worst part is being able to see the candy

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