> Greentext
- The absolute state of man
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1g99kug/the_absolute_state_of_man/
- how much pain can you bear?
I'm about to give myself a root canal/filling. I have no dental training. But the pain is more than I can bare.
Ask me anything.
I'm scared guys.
- Anon doesn't like serverless environments
Alt text:
> be me
> serverless supervisor
> in charge of making sure the serverless environment is in fact, serverless
> occasionally have to check if it's really serverless
> one day, find out there are actual servers being used
> serverless environment is no longer serverless
> distress.jpg
> ask my boss what to do
> he says "just make it serverless again"
> I say "how"
> he says "I don't know, you're the supervisor"
> rage.jpg
> quit my job
> become a servers supervisor
> first day on the job, go to the new server room
> it's empty, serverless
- Anon makes fun of @ebassi
Context: Emmanuele Bassi (@ebassi) (pejoratively called here ebussi) is one of GNOME developers, known for removing "unnecessary" features.
- where were you when oj was kill?
Apology for poor english
When were you when oj dies?
I was on the toilet reading Lemmy and sister posted on family chat
"Oj is dead"
"Oh"