Programming Humor
- Believe it or not, git checkout
> Want to make a branch ?
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git checkout> Want to make switch branches ?
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git checkout> Want to get a specific file version ?
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git checkout> Want to get remove changes to one file ?
> Believe it or not, also >
git checkout - Windows compatibilityallthatsinteresting.com How Throwing People Out Of Windows Became One Of The Most Bizarre Execution Methods In History
The English language may not have a common word for "the day after tomorrow" — but it does have one for throwing someone out a window.
Is fenestration when you find out if something is windows compatible?
And defenestration when you find out it isn’t?
- DO NOT TOUCH
Edit: so im done with my preliminary research into this codebase.
Our corporate SSO provider is changing, so I've been updating our tools to take advantage of the new badges. I found this in a web application that I started on today. The original developer is long gone, and according to our PaaS, this app has been running for just under 3 years without an update.
There is no CI/CD, blue-green deployment, or back ups. The database is an H2 db with ddl-auto set to create-drop on startup, meaning that this database will delete itself if the app is restaged but thanks to this guys code, it won't populate itself. 🤷
- Apollo 11 Lunar Lander "Numero Mysterioso"
From the Apollo 11 github repo: https://github.com/chrislgarry/Apollo-11/blob/b56b8c3d03e810a6ceb69e1c0874d4c89d2c32f6/Luminary099/LUNAR_LANDING_GUIDANCE_EQUATIONS.agc#L666C1-L667C1
- Our users are smart! They can figure out all the UI features.
Original tweet: https://twitter.com/DesignUXUI/status/576432203560685568
- Rejected Github Profile Achievementsgithub.com GitHub - Flet/rejected-github-profile-achievements: 😵 GitHub achievements that did not make the cut.
😵 GitHub achievements that did not make the cut. Contribute to Flet/rejected-github-profile-achievements development by creating an account on GitHub.
>A collection listing Achievements that were rejected when creating the GitHub Profile Achievements feature.
>This repository attempts to list them all.
- SlowDownAndWasteMemory()
// We play this game because we want this to be callable even from places that // don't have access to CallFrame* or the VM, and we only allocate so little // memory here that it's not necessary to trigger a GC - just accounting what // we have done is good enough. The sort of bizarre exception to the "allocating // little memory" is when we transfer a backing buffer into the C heap; this // will temporarily get counted towards heap footprint (incorrectly, in the case // of adopting an oversize typed array) but we don't GC here anyway. That's // almost certainly fine. The worst case is if you created a ton of fast typed // arrays, and did nothing but caused all of them to slow down and waste memory. // In that case, your memory footprint will double before the GC realizes what's // up. But if you do *anything* to trigger a GC watermark check, it will know // that you *had* done those allocations and it will GC appropriately.Relevant code on line #269
- I run into this seemingly every other day. Some XKCD's are timeless
Fortunately, the charging one has been solved now that we've all standardized on mini-USB. Or is it micro-USB? Shit.
Link to original XKCD: https://xkcd.com/927/
- It's an older meme sir, but it check's out
Caption:
>In case of fire >1. git commit >2. git push >3. leave building
- Reviews are great
Caption: > Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code, he'll find 10 issues. Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll say it looks good.
- [META] First 100 Users!
This community was started a little under a week ago, and in that time, over 100 people decided that this has some sort of worth to them and subscribed.
To them I say thank you for being here and for your vote of confidence. Hope you'll be here for a long time.
For the new comers, welcome, I hope you enjoy it here!
