Catatafish Riddles
- Make Up Your Mind
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.
Answer
Counterfeit money.
- Hard Riddle
If a man loses 14 days on a two week diet, a cat with 8 lives suvives 9 attacks by a car, a bumblebee loses its buzz, and this website lost all good riddles, how many peas in a barrel of apples?
Answer
Two.
- Boy And The Carney
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
Answer
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper
- Friday
A man went out of town on Friday, he stayed three days and returned on Friday, How is this possible?
Answer
His horse's name was Friday
- WALLS
What did one wall say to the other wall
Answer
Meet me at the corner
- It Isn't A Theif
What siphons warmth with its greedy presence The strengthened might of the sea, wreaking havoc on traffic and bringing fun to many children?
Answer
Ice
- The Green House
If the green house is on the right side of the road, and the red house is on the left side of the road, where is the white house?
Answer
In Washington, D.C.
- Why Oh Why ?
A man walked into a bar in resort area and said to the bartender, "Water, water." The bartender immediately pulled out a gun from under the bar and shot it.The man said, "Thank You." and left.Why?
Answer
He had hiccoughs!
- Say My Name
If you utter my name I no longer exist. What am I?
Answer
silence
- Walk
Walk on the living they don't even mumble, Walk on the dead they mutter and grumble, What are they?
Answer
Fallen Leaves
- 30 White Horses
30 white horses on a red hill they chomp, stomp, then they stand still. What are they
Answer
Teeth
- Valintines Day
There was a girl named Taylor and there also was a guy named Andrew they both went to a top of a building.(the top of the building was also a restaurant)And ate spaghetti.Who ate the last meatball?
Answer
Taylor because in the move Lady and the Tramp the Tramp gives Lady the last meatball!!!!!!!!!!
- Elephants
1.what do you call a elephant in a phone booth?
Answer
STUCK.
- What Is It?
adam was reading his daily newspaper suddenly his brother mischieviously off the light but to his suprised his brother continue reading how could that be
Answer
adam is blind so he uses braille to read
- What Has Root?
What has root as nobody sees. Grows taller than a tree. Up up it goes. But yet never grows.
Answer
A Mountain
- Treasure Hunt
A box without hinges key or lid yet golden treasure inside is hid. What is it?
Answer
EGG
- TWIN DIRT
Two twin sisters are cleaning their shed. When they are done one is clean and the oter is dirty. The clean one takes a shower, and the dirty one stays dirty. Why ?
Answer
The clean sister saw the dirty sister and thought she was dirty, and the dirty sister saw the clean sister and thought that she was clean. So she did nothing!
- HIDDEN
some people prize it and and wished they had it some people dont realize they have it and dont really care about it u get this given to u everyday and u use it everyday
Answer
Knowledge
- Indians
There are two Indians: a big Indian, and a little Indian. the little Indian is the big Indian's son but the big Indian is not the little Indian's father. How is this possible?
Answer
the big Indian in the little Indian's mother
- Scratch My Head
Pull me out and and scratch my head, I once was red now black instead. What am I ?
Answer
A match
- What Is It?
I have a big head, two big noses, three blue eyes, four small ears, five wide mouthes. What is it?
Answer
"I"
- Gentle Helper
What force and strength cannot get through I with a gentle touch can do, And many in the street would stand were I not a friend in hand.
Answer
A key
- A Great Beast
Face with a tree, skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet vermin frightens me. What am I?
Answer
An Elephant.
- Top Dectective
What would you call a top-notch detective
Answer
super snooper
- What Is
What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will eventually die?
Answer
Nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Sentries
Two sentries were on duty outside a barracks. One faced up the road to watch for anyone approaching from the North. The other looked down the road to see if anyone approached from the South. Suddenly one of them said to the other, "Why are you smiling?" How did he know that his companion was smiling?
Answer
Although the guards were looking in opposite directions, they were not back to back. They were facing each other.
- Changing And Changing
In spring I am gay in handsome array; in summer more clothing I wear; when colder it grows I fling off my clothes; and in winter quite naked appear. What am I?
Answer
A Tree.
- Ancient Invention
Name an ancient invention that allows people to see through walls, and is used almost everywhere today.
Answer
A window
- Live Or Die
If you went back in time to when you were born and shot yourself (your baby self) would you live or die?
Answer
You would live because if you went back in time, that means it already happened so you would live through it somehow
- Sand Pils
if Joe has 6 sandpiles & John has 3 sandpiles & they put them together how many sandpiles will they have?
Answer
1
- Surprise Party
David is throwing Robert a surprise birthday party but he has to stay within his budget. He spent half of his money plus $2.00 on the cake. Half of what he had left plus $2.00 was spent on balloons and streamers. Then he spent half of what he had left plus $1.00 on candy. Now he is out of money, how much did he start with?
Answer
This one is best solved working backwards, the last part David spent half of what was left plus $1.00 on candy and then was out of money. That means he must have spent $2.00 on Candy as $1.00 was half of what he had using the same logic backwards: $2.00 on candy $6.00 on Balloons and Streamers $12.00 on the cake Total of $20.00.
- I NEVER WAS
I NEVER WAS, AM ALWAYS TO BE, NONE EVER SAW ME, NOR EVER WILL,AND YET I AM THE CONFIDENCE OF ALL WHO LIVE AND BREATHE ON THIS TERRESTRIAL BALL.
Answer
TOMORROW
- Lazy Dogs
What do lazy dogs like to do for fun?
Answer
Chase parked cars!
- Super Long
If there is a bird and a hunter, the hunter is 10 metres away the bird, his gun is a specail gun, the gun can only shoot 1 metre. BOOM! The bird die, how come.
Answer
The gun is 9 metres long.
- Mountain Riddle
Which mountain always rests?
Answer
It is Mount.Everest!(Mount.ever-rest)
- Untitled~
It's more powerful than God It's more evil than the devil The poor have it The rich need it If you eat it, you will die. What is it?
Answer
Nothing! Nothing is more powerful than God Nothing is more evil than the devil The poor have nothing The rich need nothing If you eat nothing you will die. Get it?!
- Baby
A man and his wife had a baby.The male baby is named coninfood.His mother's name is container.What is his father's name?
Answer
His Father's name is Food!!
- Where's He From?
I man was born in Greece, raised in Spain, and died in San Fransico, what is he?
Answer
dead
- Winter
theres a pipe a carrot and a button that fell to the ground.what had happen?
Answer
a snowman had melted
