Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.
Answer
Counterfeit money.
If a man loses 14 days on a two week diet, a cat with 8 lives suvives 9 attacks by a car, a bumblebee loses its buzz, and this website lost all good riddles, how many peas in a barrel of apples?
Answer
Two.
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
Answer
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper
A man went out of town on Friday, he stayed three days and returned on Friday, How is this possible?
Answer
His horse's name was Friday
What siphons warmth with its greedy presence The strengthened might of the sea, wreaking havoc on traffic and bringing fun to many children?
Answer
Ice
If the green house is on the right side of the road, and the red house is on the left side of the road, where is the white house?
Answer
In Washington, D.C.
A man walked into a bar in resort area and said to the bartender, "Water, water." The bartender immediately pulled out a gun from under the bar and shot it.The man said, "Thank You." and left.Why?
Answer
He had hiccoughs!
Walk on the living they don't even mumble, Walk on the dead they mutter and grumble, What are they?
Answer
Fallen Leaves
30 white horses on a red hill they chomp, stomp, then they stand still. What are they
Answer
Teeth
There was a girl named Taylor and there also was a guy named Andrew they both went to a top of a building.(the top of the building was also a restaurant)And ate spaghetti.Who ate the last meatball?
Answer
Taylor because in the move Lady and the Tramp the Tramp gives Lady the last meatball!!!!!!!!!!
adam was reading his daily newspaper suddenly his brother mischieviously off the light but to his suprised his brother continue reading how could that be
Answer
adam is blind so he uses braille to read
What has root as nobody sees. Grows taller than a tree. Up up it goes. But yet never grows.
Answer
A Mountain
A box without hinges key or lid yet golden treasure inside is hid. What is it?
Answer
EGG
Two twin sisters are cleaning their shed. When they are done one is clean and the oter is dirty. The clean one takes a shower, and the dirty one stays dirty. Why ?
Answer
The clean sister saw the dirty sister and thought she was dirty, and the dirty sister saw the clean sister and thought that she was clean. So she did nothing!
some people prize it and and wished they had it some people dont realize they have it and dont really care about it u get this given to u everyday and u use it everyday
Answer
Knowledge
There are two Indians: a big Indian, and a little Indian. the little Indian is the big Indian's son but the big Indian is not the little Indian's father. How is this possible?
Answer
the big Indian in the little Indian's mother
Pull me out and and scratch my head, I once was red now black instead. What am I ?
Answer
A match
