The Truth About Tim Walz
- Attention: Iranian hackers have stolen Tim Walz's hot dish recipe. We cannot trust this man.www.simplyrecipes.com I Tried Tim Walz's Hotdish—I Devoured It
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- Tim Walz: Radically Nice | The Daily Showography (YouTube)
People think vice presidential candidate Tim Walz is nice. But is he... too nice? From his dangerously folksy upbringing, to the National Guard, to teaching America's future enemies in China, Tim Walz's "nice" act isn't fooling anyone. This is the Dailyshowography of Tim Walz.
- This man's name is Tim "Walz", but I've never seen him ballroom dance in my life
Can this man even do the one thing that his own name suggests he should be able to?? If not, how can we trust him to help the American people?
- Tim Walz (60) pretends to be an old guy, but he's younger than Weird Al (64).
(Thank you, John Oliver).
- Which is it, Tim?!
Following CNN's fake news slander of upstanding champion of freedom Mark Robinson, Newsmax today dropped a bombshell investigative report on Tim Walz, showing a consistent record over at least eight years of Walz lying to his children about the existence of Santa Claus (a socialist, by the way, giving kids free presents when there's no such thing as a free lunch!!)
Walz would, for instance, tell his kids that the Super Soakers he got them at Toys "R" Us and – crucially – not the North Pole were given to them by "Santa" for free for good behavior (a way to indoctrinate his kids to fall in line with a communist government instead of teaching them the merits of capitalism that bought them the Super Soakers!) But then at some point, he told them that Santa Claus wasn't real, by his own admission even making Gus feel "a bit bummed out".
When questioned on this issue, Walz replied that he thought this was "really pretty common" and that he doesn't even see an issue with it. Is this the kind of man we want as our vice president?!
- Um, he's sick.
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Tim pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
- Tim Walz's sickening lies to his children
Minnesota Public Radio broke the news today that in 2011, Tim Walz told his kids that breakfast was ready and to come to the kitchen. When they came in, to their shock, breakfast still had a few minutes left to go but Walz wanted them to set the table first.
If he's willing to lie to his kids, he's willing to lie to the American people. Will we ever know the true depth of this man's deceit??
- Sources Allege Tim Walz’s ‘Aw, Shucks’ Persona Merely Facade Concealing True ‘Gee Whiz’ Tendenciestheonion.com Sources Allege Tim Walz’s ‘Aw, Shucks’ Persona Merely Facade Concealing True ‘Gee Whiz’ Tendencies
MANKATO, MN—Warning that if elected the candidate would show his sinister true colors, acquaintances of Democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Walz alleged Tuesday that his ‘aw, shucks’ persona was merely a cover for his very real ‘gee whiz’ tendencies. “He may act all gosh-and-golly in front of t...
- Walz unleashes another whopper!
Unnamed sources have confirmed that Walz once claimed a task would be “a piece of cake” when it, in fact, turned out to be somewhat challenging.
When will this madness end?
- I met Tim Walz at an event
That man shook my hand, looked me straight in the eye, and said with a smile, "It's really nice to meet you." I am, in fact, incredibly unpleasant. WHAT ELSE IS HE LYING ABOUT?!
- Tim Walz Under Fire for Allegedly Inflating Bag Toss Score at Family BBQ in 1998thehardtimes.net Tim Walz Under Fire for Allegedly Inflating Bag Toss Score at Family BBQ in 1998
Democratic Vice President hopeful Tim Walz found himself in the middle of a barrage of criticism after it was revealed he allegedly inflated his score during a game of bag toss at a family barbeque in 1998.
