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I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
-Mitch Hedberg
Mitch is very heavily influenced by Steven Wright!
I know! It's that deadpan delivery that really sells the style.
Did you ever watch Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs? Steven Wright does the voice over narration for K-Billy's Super Sounds of the 70's!
Yep yep yep I'm also the one who always goes around telling people that 😂
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