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Elrond can't drop Isildur into the fire because Isildur has the ring and nobody can intentionally destroy the ring.
Gollum was only able to destroy the ring because he's fucking stupid.
Elven combat tactics presumably do not include the dropkick.
Charge at him, give him a big bear hug, and momentum takes both of them.
Same idea. Though going in with him saves you from explaining.
"It's the craziest thing. He fell right in."
If you're smart enough to consider that this would destroy the ring, then you can't do it. It's intentionally destroying the ring.
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Re: your username
Filesystem check yourself before you filesystem wreck yourselfYou are the first person to recite the magic phrase!
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Gandalf wasn't there
That was my first read, but I think the color change is supposed to mean he's recalling the story later.