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you can do similar with a mayonnaise container and yogurt
I fill yogurt cups with mayonnaise so I can eat mayonnaise in the office without people giving me the side-eye
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas. Omnis incursio infernalis adversii omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, draco maledicte, ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire. Te rogamus. Audi nos.
Roughly translated:
We exorcise you, every unclean spirit, every satanic power. Every infernal invasion of adversity, every diabolical assembly and sect. Therefore, curse the dragon, make your church safe to serve you in freedom. We ask you. Listen to us.
Nice try, Bobby
I'm too lazy to translate this
Translation added, roughly done. Tip: modern Android devices let you press and hold the switcher, which takes a screen shot of whatever is on screen. Then, you can press the translate button that appears to translate whatever is on screen. Works with the camera too - easier than firing up Google lens or whatever.
Of course, you need all the Google gubbins to do it, but if you've got that it's really powerful.
Is it bad that I would unironically eat that if they added ranch seasoning?
Yes
Directed by M Night Hellman
Same, with soy sauce in a diet coke bottle.
The trick is to keep an eye contact at all times while eating the mayonnaise
It was a joke, I never go to the office any more
It was that bad? Wow, you have some serious mayo haters there
My father used to open cat food tins from the bottom clean the cat food out after it had been used and then fill the rest with chocolate mousse and reseal the bottom of the can. Then open the top of the cat food can, stick in his spoon and start to eat it.
He did this 20 odd years ago and is still famous for it all these years later.
Wow. Your father is legit a legend. I'm going to try this in his honor, maybe do a routine where I force them to pick which one I open, then eat...?
The better office prank is to fill condoms with yogurt for DIY gogurt.
Jeez that's unhinged.... I love it!
Oh god.... 😳🫨😰
Windex and gatorade, squirt it into your mouth.
Or mayo and glue
I can hear my arteries clogging. ☠️
Thanks Gemini...