RFK Jr. Reminds Voters He Also Keeps a Monkey With a Handgun on His Nightstand For Self Defense If They Wanna Hear About That
RFK Jr. Reminds Voters He Also Keeps a Monkey With a Handgun on His Nightstand For Self Defense If They Wanna Hear About That
Independent Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reminded voters that he also keeps a monkey with a gun next to his bed for self-defense if they’re interested in that story since they seemed to love the one about dumping a bear carcass in Central Park.
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I'm gonna need to see that monkey's gun license pls.
The monkey has a right bare arm.
Does he have a left bear arm?
No unfortunately he has the right two bear arms
~Awkward clapping~
That monkey has a right to defend itself (and RFK Jr.) if someone breaks into their house to steal their bananas.
RFK, Jr. is bananas enough for everyone.