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What other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?
87 0 ReplyEmperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
124 0 ReplyGray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.
24 1 ReplyAwesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.
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Better yet, they aren't actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.
Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
16 0 Replybecause they dared live close to humans.
Poor dumb bastards.
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Don't even mention macaroni penguins...so disappointing.
7 0 ReplyAre you suggesting they're not good with cheese?
8 0 ReplyNot only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
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You sound like a conspiracy wonk.
They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.
Tis the human "royals" who are living lies!
5 0 ReplyHa! That's a good one. You almost had me for a second.
3 0 ReplyWhat the fuck...
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Someone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff
11 0 ReplyA time, B time, and lunch time.
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A man in a very tight suit with a blue box once told me it's more wibbly-wobbly.
11 0 ReplyWas he gender, species, and time fluid?
5 0 ReplyAll the fluids. Except water on Mars, he didn't like that one bit.
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Fish fingers and custard was also a lie
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Nah, it just trips into the future
8 0 ReplyTrippin', trippin', trippin'
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Mosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos.
I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.
5 0 ReplyDoes an arrow fly at all?
3 0 ReplyCalm down, Zeno.
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Does time not fly like an arrow?
Does time fly not like an arrow?
2 0 ReplyWhen we're having fun.
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