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“But Trump said he’d magically make eggs cheaper!!!!11!!”
Maybe he was speaking about trans people all along.
Ah, yes. ✨Slavery.✨
Wow, I'd love to be able to afford my own egg.
<insert "transition to greatness" tweet out of context here>
I guess you gotta break a few eggs' civil rights before you can make a fascist omelet
Entenmann's donuts were buy one get one free right after the election. Bless Trump for turning donuts to twice as many just by thought alone!
Reduced demand. Dead and deported people prefer plain toast for breakfast
I thought the maggots were the preferred breakfast of dead champions? Or was it MAGAts...?
Bought some yesterday... The box we buy went up 3 dollars since the election.
I paid 2.45 which is basically what it was in 2019. I legit don't even understand where this narrative comes from. Yeah eggs got expensive like 2 years ago. They got better.
It's bird flu
Nope, the president wakes up every morning and sets the price based on how many times he had to get up in the middle of the night to pee.
Yeah shits crazy. Unfortunately.
Don’t worry with people like Trump and RFK on the case. Bird flu won’t be an issue at all.
Thank goodness. I was worried!
Hey gas is cheaper now than it’s been in years. Trump did that!!!
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