Florida introduces anti-chemtrail bill
Florida introduces anti-chemtrail bill
The language of the bill appears to refer to the chemtrails conspiracy theory that claims the government is chemically modifying the weather.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22744169
Florida State Senator Ileana Garcia has introduced legislation to prohibit "weather modification" activities in the state.
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I feel sorry for all the entrepreneurs and employees in the chemtrail industry.
Imagine that you're flying a chemtrailer and then a wild $10000 fee appears out of nowhere, and there's a shark. Are you going to choose the shark? Nobody would. I guess a fine of $1000 is just the cost of doing chemtrail business now.
"I'm trying to make gay frogs."
It worked!
I don't know what chems you've been huffing, but they seem fun, so please share some 😄
Puff Puff Pass!
I'm after you
"Pass the dutchie on the left hand side" isn't just a Tim Hortons slogan
(Technically there are chemtrails that exist. Crop dusting planes. So i actually wonder if this will impact crop dusting in any capacity.)
Imagine every commercial jet that leaves a contrail now having to go to court.
"911, what is your emergency?"
"THERE IS A PLANE IN THE SKY SPREADING CHEMICALS OVER MY HOUSE"
Dispatcher: "Emergency crew, please treat this as urgent, and bring haldol."