Fucking nowhere, get in , we're installing macromedia_flashMX_keygen.exe and learning ActionScript instead of JavaScript to derail our careers by about a decade.
child me taught myself a functional amount of actionscript in like 2008-9 and all i got for my trouble was a couple flash games and a massively decreased interest in game design as a career.
i also learned a bunch of batch and VBS, whole lotta fucken good those are doing me.