I should have done this.

Eh, close enough.

I miss when the onion made satire.

Whenever I'm looking for a simple app like an alarm or notes app, fdroid is the best place to check.

Early 2000s

Oh wait

Not exactly, first of all, this is pretty divisive which I dislike, a lot of late Gen z can and has torrented and used ddl sites. It's early Gen z and Gen alpha that is hopeless.

Nothing ever happens.

I feel old and I wasn't even born on the 1900s

Yeah, I can't guess this one. What is it?

Me when someone is looking through my phone

This took me a second to process.

He does have a lot to do with it, but he did not think of any of it.

Nintendo was planning on adopting floppies iirc, but they were too easy to copy from.

I have had a total of three humans in my inbox in the past year

That's great. RCS still isn't great on the android side yet iirc.

Can you not unlock it yourself easily?

I have a refurbished pixel 7 as well, the battery is admittedly lower than on my other phone but isn't terrible.

The ai tools are thankfully just an app. I could easily remove it. Unlike google assistant your phone had to be unlocked to do anything basic like pausing music.

This is going to be unpopular, but even the default google firmware is nice, it's clean and bloat free. Obviously people should flash a custom ROM to do google.