A pair of glasses that nobody else can see through, a fixed size watch that will only fit the smallest of wrists, and a mostly empty wallet with cryptic notes in it going back over a decade.
Nope, Gulf Coast USA. But yep, that plus a couple other items would be my loot.
I also have a couple fun cards in my wallet, one is a Fresnel magnifying lens, which can be used to start fires, and another card is a folding pocket knife.
Edit: Also a multitool plus a spiked watch wristband coming up very soon. I'm not a fan of metal detectors LOL!