Please don't mug me.
Phone | 1 | Legendary | $750 Leatherman Surge | 1 | Epic | $200 Flipper Zero | 1 | Rare | $150 Lock Picks | 1 set | Uncommon | $15 Mini Multimeter | 1 | Uncommon | $15 Random Tools | 1-3 | Common | $10 Mini Mouse and Keyboard | 1 set | Common | $10 Cash | - | Common | $33-$83 Cable | 1-5 | Junk | $5 Random OS Installer | 1-3 | Junk | $5 Keys | 1 stack | Junk | $0My +3 poop knife
a rucksack with a bunch of nifty tools inside
Cargo Shorts of Holding.
A bunch of fully functionally cables that you'll keep forever but will never have any practical use.
A suit of armor that looks very different when you put it on depending on your gender.
No loot, just 3 exp
Debt
A bunch of replacement organs that would look nice on first look but would actually drain your stamina at 5 % per year.
Meat.
A small plain wooden box, with a gold-looking clasp.
Upon opening, the person would be granted anxiety, depression, empathy, and self-loathing, or an increase of the same, to the point they'd often wish they'd never existed.
If by "defeated" you mean "killed outright", there'd also be a small slip of paper saying "Thank you."
I would have the RPG classic, a few medicinal herbs
Pee
Clinical depression and student loans
I fully intend to go out like a minecraft zombie, so whenever I leave home I carry a nearly broken shovel, an iron ingot, or a carrot.
- 3 copper
- 1 Linen Cloth
- 1 Crucial BX500
Truly worthless items
Egg
Probably a locked cell phone, a keyring with some unidentifiable keys on it and a wallet with cards but no cash in it.
Empty beer can, an overly expensive but highly niche PC part (for example a fiber channel card or backup capacitors for raid controllers), a guitar pick, and an airport lounge access card.
A 20-foot-long sarissa, not because I'm armed with one but because that's what you rolled on the drop table.
Legendary rhombus of doubt
- phone
- watch
- handkerchief
- wallet
- sigh of relief
- performance of "screw you guys, I'm goin' home"
Numbers smaller than 314159, surely.
i dunno, but whatever it is will forever curse the scavenger in ways that linger long after the loot is discarded or destroyed.
Trick question, I will never be defeated.
A phone, a wallet, assorted keys, a pair of gloves.
Organs for as many people as can take them.
Sweet potatoes. 🍠
- 45% chance: Random 3D printed cosmetic item
- 45% chance: Uncommon keyboard loot box
- 10% chance: Legendary keyboard loot box
anxiety-inducing notebook (incomprehensible)
a phone, a wallet, and a bundle of keys
also, maybe some bullshit manifesto
I'm that NPC that sits some in the corner and doesn't drop anything, who the devs placed there to make you feel bad for doing a genocide run
3d4*100 polyhedral dice, most of which are d6s and d10s. Each die will have a 50% chance of being glow-in-the-dark, and a 1% chance of being unusually shaped.
A god-tier travel mug, a rare leather armour (+1 vs cat claws) and a pair of comfortable walking shoes.
Weed pen, Some cute socks, 10 bucks, Scrunchie.
Right now:
iPhone 12 Mini 128GB iPhone 15 128GB
Keys to work, apartment, attic storage and laundry room.
Wallet with debit card, public transport card, driving license, public pool membership card (expired several years ago), European health insurance card, eyeglass perscription.
phone, used clothes, maybe a pocket knife. Rare loot would be a steamdeck or other portable game machine.
If I'm defeated at night: Three bottles of bourbon, a guitar, two tacos, and a beaten up cowboy hat.
If I'm defeated during the day: Bad code, a cup of coffee, and a gallon jug of water.
A trove of memes that distracts my killer from future quests
Well, obviously the usual drops for humans, but since I'm a unique, named encounter, I also have a chance to drop:
- A three-prong soil moisture sensor
- 1d3 polyhedral dice, random
- A plastic card with a random certifications and qualification (roll 1d20 on the qualification table, six time. Duplicates mean last year's card wasn't thrown out)
- Air sample filter disks (used or clean)
My gimmick is that it depends. On five days out of the week, some Basic meds, electronics, an Uncommon wireless headset, a Rare hat, but most importantly, a Legendary key card to a bank operations center. On one of those days in particular, it gets even better. Not only do I have the key card, but I also drop an Exotic Red Dragon walking stick, +1 Leather Bracers, 1-3 random Rare or better magic pendants, and an Exotic His and Hers Dungeon Divers Duffle containing 5 random sets of Uncommon or better polyhedral dice, 3 Books of Gaming, and 2 Player's Notebooks.
Writing this post has made me feel rich and well equipped, even though I'm barely over minimum wage. Thank you, I guess, for helping appreciate what I have that much more.
I have a collection of vintage phones. Like, rotary phones from the 60s and earlier. I'd probably drop them. It would be very loud.
im going to assume in my prime and that would be mountain dew.
A curse
A cane, bent glasses, and a SSD filled with movies.
Flow chart plans!
I would explode like a creeper.
A ukulele, box of wine, old junky necklace, and two quarters and credit card with a Very Difficult hacking rating.
The secret master key
Eldritch Icon: Not really all that eldritch. Rizz just thought it was a cool looking rock.
Loose change
Random cruft… what else could I drop!! 🙂
A cloud of depression.
Don't loot it, it aint worth it.
Common
Drift skates and a crow whistle.
