Speaker of the house of representatives. He's president if Trump and Vance die.
When people tell you who they are, believe them.
Do you really want Mike Johnson as president?
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Do they not have kookaburras in the utopian future?
It is British, and it is a complete list of things my 7-year-old British son eats.
Things are running hot here and I didn't want a usefully angry ally to waste a bullet on Bowser when there are [ redacted ] Administration [ redacted ] jury [ redacted ].
I vote it for Best Supporting Caption.
Pathetic. How about relevant evidence to support your point about unions? Or do you not have any? It's OK to say you don't have any.
A shitposting community isn't the sort of place that needs gatekeeping.
Some microbes will survive the hand washing process, and need to be removed by drying. Those Dyson air blades collect germs from water from washed hands and the toilet environment, then blow the germs around. It's gross.
Also, Mr Dyson is a fucking dick.
If you gave a fuck about people you wouldn't underpay them enough to earn a billion dollars off their labour.
NPC reaction comic. panel 1: guy 1 says "Starmer didn't pledge to fix immigration". Panel 2: other guy replies "He pledged to fix the problems you blame on immigration". Panel 3: guy 1 is quiet. Panel 4: guy 1 is angry.
!Boris Johnson's memoirs in a stack reduced from £30 to £15
£15 is still a bit much though isn't it?
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Updated advice. It's a long shot, but it's worth trying to force the Tories into third place. Share with your local friends.
Conservatives would change law so trans people could be excluded from single-sex spaces, if party wins election
Happy Pride, Kemi.
There is a new requirement to take photo ID to some elections in England, Scotland and Wales.
Please check that you'll be allowed to vote!
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Russell T Davies is making a sensational return to Doctor Who after 13 years away – but the show never really left him.
Returning writer Davies recently shared that the Daleks were ‘on pause’ after featuring heavily with Jodie Whittaker’s Doctor
It's never a "no" though, is it?
There are other periods of Doctor Who's history that could be explored.
Thanks to the glorious shovelling of Classic Who onto BBC IPlayer, I have been enjoying a glut of mid-80s classic Who.
It struck me how many of the CBaker-McCoy era stories are dystopian tales, reflecting the pro-establishment neo-captialist society that the writers felt was being inflicted on them.
Varos, Paradise Towers and Terra Alpha (of Happiness Patrol) are obvious examples; Necros (Revelation of the Daleks) and is a particularly nasty one. Even Trial of a Timelord was, at its heart, a tale of authoritarianism and narrative control.
Modern Britain is clearly in another phase like the 80s. If anything, the authoritarianism is more extreme, and the government's avarice more naked.
So where are the writers' reactions to that nowadays? Whenever the show has recently attempted to address societal issues, it has been either a direct sermon like Orphan 55 or an incompetent muddle like Kerblam.
Where are the dystopias?
Home secretary criticised for tweets vowing to restrict use of tents by homeless people ‘many of them from abroad’
Home secretary criticised for tweets vowing to restrict use of tents by homeless people ‘many of them from abroad’
WhatsApp messages also reveal Boris Johnson’s dismissive attitude to millions of old people at risk from the virus
MPs approve sanction after watchdog finds Wellingborough MP harassed and bullied staff member and exposed his genitals
Another thirty or so of these and we can finally stop waiting for Sunak to stop squatting in no.10.
David Tennant and Catherine Tate will battle Neil Patrick Harris' villain in the three specials.
I suspect there's going to be more content coming up sooner than this, but it's good to have dates for the diary.