The medical examinerâs office has not released his cause of death, but police officials this week said there is âcurrently, no evidence of foul play.â
I see. The cat's dead before the box has been opened. I should stop weighing up information and fill in the gaps with faith so what I believe becomes real.
The evidence has been removed. There's no evidence of this, but it must be because that's what I want it to be. I helieeeeeve!
The fuck would I be sticking up for anyone here? I've got no stake in the matter. If I'm sticking up for anything, it's truth. Sorry if you can't holster your guns long enough to get the whole story before they start blazing.
I made some âhealthyâ boxed lemon cake and it was really terrible. I was just gonna have cake for dinner⌠cause why not? Anyway⌠it was baaaad. I just had some hummus and random vegetables to fill me up. But I ate enough of that cake that it made me crazy gassy, so Iâve been doing these four second long farts. I literally feel like Iâm deflating each time. Iâm really not having a great night.
That's such a mix bag. I'm not a cake person myself, but you had me at hummusâI assume random vegies be good. The trick for the toots is water. It all gets in your digestive system, but diluted. You'll still have some gas, but a lot less. Also hydration never killed anyone, despite water poisoning technically being a form of fatality.
You gotta weigh it up; farts or a piss. My personal opinion, probably go with the farts because I don't have to get up.