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Balls hang a little lower.
Botox helps with the wrinkles
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Every damn time I scratch my knee, the nuts get in the way. It's horrible.
I'm.. confused.
Pretty simple. My nuts are giant, hang low, and have their own sentience. They're also easily entertained by interfering with anything they can.
Right now, they're the ones typing this, two letters at a time ahahahahahahahahah! Testicle power!
"Do you nuts hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?"
Oh dear..
You switch from boxers back to briefs or boxer briefs because otherwise the balls are always in the way and stuck to your mid or lower thigh. You regret ever owning boxers and wonder if your balls would be tighter if you’d always used briefs