7d ago

Burgers

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But super tall burgers with a ridiculous amount of toppings spilling out the side are TRENDY
- I don't even know how i would begin to eat this
  
  For starters, it hardly even looks appetizing. Looks like plastic.
  
  That halloumi cheese on the side falling out tastes amazing, but does squeak on the teeth like it was made of rubber or plasic.
  
  I find it funny that the only part that looks worth eating takes up the least amount of real estate on the “burger”. Whatever that pink slab of meat is that’s way too much on its own just looks unpleasant. It looks like what Scooby and Shaggy would get excited about.
  
  I'm not sure that is halloumi. Looks more like ham or really thick slices of back bacon.
  
  Yeah, you're probably right. Who'd expect ham on a hamburger?
  
  Like cold mozzarella sticks.
  
  Fork and knife deconstructed would be my solution. But i wouldn’t order this. I prefer plain cheeseburgers.
  
  A practical solution but kinda defeats the point of a burger being something you should be able to eat with just your hands and also a fancy burger with lots of ingredients is something where you want to taste all the ingredients mixing together.
- That's disappointing.
  They could at least get creative. Like imagine cutting everything but the bread into long vertical slices, and then making rolls with that.
  Oh man, I think I'll try that.
- ew
- This looks more like a kebab than a burger. Burgers are just hamburg steaks on bread maybe with some toppings, this abomination is a kebab with some bread.
- I got diabetes just looking at that monstrosity.
- Is that dude wearing a suit? Probably had to just throw it away after wearing it while eating that.
  Edit: The roll at the top looks like a tiny hat.

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