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Time to buy a chameleon.
Get huntsman spider, it's quicker
Those spiders are cute though. However, nothing beats having a reptile staring you down while plotting the most horrifying way it can murder you.
The face of pure
EVIL
You have likely never met a Veiled Chameleon in it's natural state on its own turf, my friend.
i would tickle that face
You have chosen wisely.
When a cham is posing like that, all bad-ass and such, giving it scritches will immediately deflate its ego. That is, if it doesn't try to bite your finger off first. If you make it past the bitey part, you will never see something else deflate so quick into a state of embarrassment. Complete ego destruction, as it were.
You can save money on your car insurance...