If you like IPAs, that's fine. If you're buying someone, like me, a beer at karaoke, trust me when I say that I want the cheap Modelo or Milwaukee's Best on tap. Don't buy me an IPA that costs twice as much, but I won't drink it cause it tastes bad.
Oh, ew! Why would it cost more than a dollar more than Pabst? You're not in the Northwest are you? I assure you there are fantastic ones that are palatable to any palate and don't cost a fortune
Oh, you can still be simple and find an IPA that has such a pleasing and effervescent flavor that it drives you to make bad life decisions.
I feel you on the hoppy part, though. Not every IPA needs to be dry-hopped (the process of running the fermented beer through hops again to impart flavor).