You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?
You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?
I'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.
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Nothing gets stuck in my teeth man.
Or, doesn’t get acid reflux man.
I fucking know a guy who claims he’s got no idea what heartburn is, and that he’s never had a headache. He’s about 70 years old and is probably the happiest most joyful person I’ve ever met.
Never had a headache? Good fucking god what a lucky bastard.
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