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Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷♀️
81 1 ReplyI wanna suck your dick, sir.
91 0 ReplyGET IN LINE I WAS FIRST THAT DICK IS MINE
59 0 ReplyYou whores are going to hell.
Everyone knows oral is sex, that's why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion.
You need to use the poophole loophole.
28 0 ReplyWait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.
7 0 ReplyThat's because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.
16 0 Replythe perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course
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Technically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.
4 1 ReplyJust dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!
5 0 ReplyEver heard of soaking
Its only sex if you pump more than twice
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