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what did I just read? That woman needs to dump that boy. That boy needs reeducation on basic cleaning.
This gives the same vibes as "I don't wash my privates because it's gay".
Don't worry, it's r/relationship_advice, so it's entirely made up
Oh I know, I spent much too long trying to sneak a plane pun in there...but never had any good ideas take off.
Let your dreams take flight and you’ll land a good pun eventually
Yeah this is unfunny troll.
Well it is a bit gay if you're an army seargent and your privates have the same gender as you.
It stops being gay when you're in the Navy
This happened to me irl. My cousin said he doesn’t wash his asshole in the shower cus of this. Ignoring the glaring bs, me and my other cousin just told him “wash yah ayse”
“I don’t wash my privates because it’s gay“.
Well, it’s literally balls touching so…
True, my balls touch each other... I must be gay...
what did I just read? That woman needs to dump that boy. That boy needs reeducation on basic cleaning.
This gives the same vibes as "I don't wash my privates because it's gay".
Ok but why didn't you mention those sweet airplanes?
Why did you quote the entire comment?
Also I thought about mentioning the airplanes, but couldn't think of any good puns to fit in. Looking at the other comments, they're better at it than me, go read those instead.
I quoted the entire comment because sometimes the context of responses get lost the further down the comment chain they are.
It just adds clutter to the chain
Sry 😔
Still not as bad as the guy that didn't clean his ass and his gaming chair smelled so bad his girlfriend was begging him to clean it.
Or dads who refuse to change infants in their care because "peedo"
By that logic, mommy shouldn't change the kids either.
Yeah, touching your cock is gay. When I pee, I just fling my dick around with the gyration from my hips so I don't touch my dick, otherwise my roommate will come over me in the bathroom and start screaming "GAYYYYYYYY". I can not stand the shame I will feel, the looks from neighbors. My peers will look me in the eyes I will see it in their eyes, their disapproval. Rainbows will rain from the sky and the ground will cry blood because I am gay. That's why I will never ever ever tough my dick, worst case is the shower, I use chopsticks when I need to clean it. When I walk, I walk with my hands behind my back so I can keep a safe distance from my dick and have an object between them.