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Well, that's not nice... my mom would never fuck a turkey... not on thanksgiving anyaway.
18 1 ReplyI personally know at least twenty turkeys that would disagree with that comment.
13 0 ReplyMaybe if the turkey were sick
11 0 ReplyAllegedly
7 0 ReplyIf they weren’t before they were afterwards.
Some say it’s turkey STIs.
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That many, huh... maybe we should have eaten them instead of letting them go.
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Was it alive?
3 0 ReplyIDK, I was in the other room with my sister.
4 0 ReplyWhat did it sound like?
2 0 ReplyWhat, me and my sister doing the dirty?
3 0 ReplyNo the fucking of the turkey I know what fucking a sister sound like
3 0 ReplyIt was oiled up, so not much sound comming from there, except the occasional "shlup, shlup"... my mom was kinda weird though, she kept moaning our dog's name for some reason 🤔.
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