I'll take the dinner offer and then ask to stay forever.
ARTICLE 26. The D.P.R.K. affords the right of asylum to foreign nationals persecuted for
fighting for democratic principles or national liberation movements, or for the interests of the
working people or for freedom of scientific and cultural activities.
While I think it wouldn't be very useful, there are probably some protest-oriented things you could do that aren't adventurism or even violent that would get the attention of a western state and function as a workable pretext for this purpose