Last January, I noticed something peculiar in my 2yo’s bedroom that - after a year of obsessive reporting - led me to a profound cosmic revelation about what’s even possible in our universe. A 🧵.
Its not at any lagrange points. 2002 VE68 is a quasi-satellite in a semi stable horseshoe shaped orbit. Its trapped in a 1:1 mean-motion resonance with venus so it appears to orbit venus if youre looking at it from a venusian frame of reference but it actually orbits the sun in a highly elliptical orbit. The thing goes nearly to the earths orbit and then almost mercury’s orbit. If it were a trojan it would stay pretty much inside venus’ orbital path with a bit of wandering around the lagrange point.
meh i can get down with you Debbie downers BUT you left out the most important part of the whole story, which suggests to me that you didn't really give it a fair shot. or didn't understand it.
This is the first Quasi Moon ever discovered IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. and their orbits are fucking cool.
tiiiiiny little detail that is worth noting in a genuine good faith TLDR. you failed! poop emoji
That detail was included, just not the part about it being the first discovered. Honestly even with that addition it could have been boiled down to 1 or MAYBE 2 Xweets instead of 29. Did we really need unrelated pictures and gifs from ancient media to accentuate these facts?
I never really knew who the people were that read the entire backstory on the recipes you'd search online before getting to the actual recipe, but apparently the Lemmy Space community is where they all hide. Sorry I didn't read the room.
I'm with you OP. If they liked the story, great. If you do a tl;dr, the nerve of calling you a "debbie downer" while whining that your tl;dr was incomplete and that you did it in bad faith. Like, what the fuck? This is lemmy and is a space community, not reddit or tumblr!
I fully expected a Stanley mug ad in the middle.
My friend, the astronaut called me back while riding his spaceship. I was sipping my pink limited edition stanley mug and thought: huh that's weird, we are all so smart, what gives?