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But I don't like bourbon.
It's okay to use any other beverage as a substitute ... and any other pet for company. It's the spirit of the holiday that counts ♪
Yay! I will drink port and pet two dogs!
Grog and a kitty for me
Water and myself for me
You are your own best hydrohomie <3
Homie ? No hydrohomie !
I'd pet my girlfriend if I had one
You mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?
no, that's gross
I know we have rules, damn it! I'm a mod!
Banned for life. And also for posting that massive gif. Damn!
But I don't have a dog
I'm a dog, and I tell you; imaginary dogs count.
User name checks out
Not with that attitude.
Plushies count too.
So can i get drunk with my blahaj?
Abso-friggen-lutely. But don't forget that blahajs need a special diet so if you want to share a cup with them, you need something like this: (100% vegan and alcohol-free as well. AND zero calories!)
Yayyy
