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Is this a fucking joke to you?
Acorns are the only thing standing between us and the criminal element.
It's not the acorns that are the problem, dude. It's the fucking squirrels. They've been stashing them away... waiting for the right time.
You think the acorn that hit the cop just fell from a tree? Don't be naive! There a was a squirrel behind the grassy knoll that launched it at the cop.
Squirrels are the criminal element. I know because I have both squirrels and oak trees in my back yard. Thankfully, the acorns have a K-9 unit that keeps the squirrels in check.
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