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Señor, se ha desmayado en el tren y hemos encontrado 14 kg de cocaína en su mochila. Te estamos deteniendo.
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Tu quieres mayonesa en la biblioteca, por favor?
Small nitpick, but you shouldn't mix "usted" ("se ha desmayado") with informal "tú" ("te estamos deteniendo"). Also a cop isn't going to be so polite to a drug trafficker. Not one they're detaining at least.