A lot of people aren’t joking when they comment stuff like that, they are dead serious, so sorry we thought you were doing what people actually do and didn’t specify you weren’t a terrible Human being.
Maybe you should be doing something better with your time than making stupid jokes online….?
You might think that this is clearly a joke. That no one would actually do this. But you don't know how the people at the other keyboards are going to take it. Case in point.