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They won't just kill you. They fuckin' EAT you.
9 0 ReplySeriously, polar bears are one of the few animals in the world that see humans as prey and a legitimate food source.
There are many animals that can kill you, very very few that will eat you.
9 0 ReplyHumanity: having an obesity epidemic
Polar Bears: "increased fat stores?? D E L I C I O U S"
6 0 ReplyWell you average American does have more blubber than an arctic seal.
I can see a really interesting plan here we can save the polar bears and reduce the pressure humans are putting on the planet. Win Win
4 7 ReplyWe're preparing for the Resource Wars
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House cats will eat you if you die alone in a house with them.
1 0 ReplyThat is why I always make sure they have extra food.
Honestly though they will lick your face right off. I wouldn't suggest looking up pictures of this.
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