Came out of the grocery store to this. Car was on but nobody was inside.
Came out of the grocery store to this. Car was on but nobody was inside.
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As annoying as this was, I did get to live out one of my petty fantasies: I had grabbed a coloring sheet for my toddler with some crayons, so I left a nice little note telling this guy that he could now practice staying inside the lines.
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Should have just moved the car since it was on
39 1 ReplyThis. I would have re-parked it in a parking lot across the street.
11 2 ReplyIANAL, but I think this is technically grand theft auto. Yeah, the owner is a jackass, but don't do this.
23 2 ReplyIt is not. Theft requires intent to permanently deprive. It is, however, joyriding and most states have a statute against that.
15 1 ReplyWhatever it is, I'm not risking it. I'm going to leave a passive aggressive note instead of possibly committing major crime.
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Who's got time to play video games when there's a car to move
7 0 ReplyJust open the door and put that bad boy in drive. Then it's in God's hands or Thor's. Whichever deity you like can take the wheel. No worries.
5 2 ReplyPut it in neutral and watch it slowly roll...
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Just take the keys out and leave them somewhere fun. Like inside the car but out of sight. Or on the base of a parking lot light.
3 0 ReplyNo, you want them to see the keys. Put them on the seat where they are clearly visible then lock and close the door.
5 0 ReplyI like your idea much more.
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Park it in a handicap spot then call the police
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