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Wait … I worry what you heard was, 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. ' What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have ~ Ron Swanson
Ron, holding two cartons of eggs: "Is this all the eggs we have?"
Donna: "Yes. What are you making?"
Ron: "Eggs."
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