It's fucking bullshit that you need like college, military service and shit to be a spy anymore.
It's fucking bullshit that you need like college, military service and shit to be a spy anymore.
I want to spy on the USA for China but they won't take me because I suck. ffs is there anything out there for failures to do to get ahead in life?
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I got an interview by sending Xi nudes via the local embassy. I mean, it wasn't for a job, but you gotta get your foot in the door somehow. They know my name and it's just a matter of time, now.
34 0 ReplyI posted a few videos on instagram of me hitting baseballs in my backyard and Xi DM'd me about a job!
33 0 ReplyAw, dangit. Insta banned me after I tried to get an interview with Zuck!
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Here's a nude picture of me in a kayak:
16 0 ReplyI'd hire you if I had the money, comrade.
12 0 ReplyYou're not thinking like a capitalist yet, which is why you haven't been picked up as a spy yet.
You're supposed to just hire him anyway and if the endeavor doesn't turn out profitable you just don't pay
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