Ted Nugent can have a song called "Bam Bang Underage Poontang!" that has lyrics describing SA and somehow he becomes friends with Trump and QAnon thinks he's a White Hat.

The conservatives love pedophilia when they're doing it. They've just convinced themselves that liberals and leftists are also grooming minors, leaving fewer for them. They don't like the hypothetical competition. Now they get to feel that sweet cognitive dissonance of being frothing mad at liberals for abusing children while still abusing children just like Uncle Darryl used to do them.