Missouri man found a lost dog, and called the police. Cops came, took the dog to a park, shot it, and dumped it in a ditch.
Missouri man found a lost dog, and called the police. Cops came, took the dog to a park, shot it, and dumped it in a ditch.
Parker, an elderly black dog from Dexter, Missouri, ran away from home during the thunderstorms Saturday night.
“We don’t have any way of taking care of a dog,“ an officer told the dog’s owner, Bryan Pennington.
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They literally named a state misery.
Actually, Missouri is a native American word meaning "This place sucks"
Incidentally, "Mississippi" is Iroquois for "most racist and generally awful state"
"Alabama" means "at least we're not Mississippi".
True! In fact, their unofficial state motto is "Thank God for Mississippi (making Alabama look less awful in comparison)!"
I heard Florida was Spanish for "we're sorry, no really, sorry. So sorry. We messed up pretty bad. It's your problem now, we're just so done with this shit."
They're right, my home state does suck >-< but I don't see myself moving out any time soon
What a lot of people don't know is that a la bama in spanish means "to the borders as quickly as possible even fucking Arkansas is an improvement on this shithole"
This is false on both counts.
The word "Missouri" often has been construed to mean "muddy water" but the Smithsonian Institution Bureau of American Ethnology has stated it means "town of the large canoes," and authorities have said the Indian syllables from which the word comes mean "wooden canoe people" or "he of the big canoe."
Mississippi, meaning "great river" or "gathering-in of all the waters," sometimes referred to as the "father of waters,".
Whoosh..
Great job Young Sheldon
“he of the big canoe.”
If ya' know what I mean...
Okay Dwight.
Woosh