What are some silly ways to say you gotta go poop?

I might say something like "Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat..."

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When I’m hanging out with the lads I like to announce that I’m going for an [insert friend’s name] out of my [insert other friend’s name].

I’ve gotta push a Steve out of my Bradley.

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