What are some silly ways to say you gotta go poop?
What are some silly ways to say you gotta go poop?
I might say something like "Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat..."
Train's coming in to the station, I can smell the smoke.
2 0 ReplyDesperate need of a haircut!
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1 0 ReplyInstant weight loss plan.
2 0 ReplySorry im late for the meeting folks. I just took a massive bio break.
2 0 ReplyGotta make room for dinner
5 0 Reply"I'll be right back, gotta check if the bathroom still works"
6 0 ReplyI tell my wife I have to go blast a dookie.
It’s a Simpson reference.
3 0 ReplyI find myself quoting a line from Farscape a lot:
Must...Excrete...
7 0 ReplyIf I have to pee I'll say "I have to pee" if I have to shit I say "I have to go to the bathroom"
4 0 ReplyI'm gonna try and lose some weight
11 0 ReplyI gotta drop the Browns off at the Superbowl.
9 0 Reply"I gotta go do some paper work" or "I need to get something down on paper" are my two go-tos
11 0 ReplyThe chocolate bus honks.
10 0 ReplyA silly Dutch one is saying you got a fax from Darmstad, which is a city in Germany but also Darm=intestines and Stad=city.
8 0 ReplyIn Dutch or Flemish at least we say: Ik moet een grote boodschap doen.
Which is a literal translation for: I have to make a big message.
8 0 Reply"Gotta see a man about a dog."
Had a coworker that would go the the bathroom and sit in there for 10 to 15 so I started calling it a "Tony ten-er."
12 1 Replysomeone's faxing me a snickers
49 0 Reply3 0 ReplyI'm gonna run for the White House
14 1 ReplyTwo of my favourites are:
- I'm touching cloth.
- Dropping the kids off at the pool.
6 1 ReplyDropping the kids at the pool.
46 0 ReplyHard insider, "Doing an Olli". We had a coworker named Oliver and when ever we were at a customer on site he not only showed up late but always went straight for the toilets making us wait even longer.
8 1 ReplyGoing to "take a comfort"
3 1 ReplyGotta paint the town brown
Gotta curl one out
Gotta pinch a loaf
13 1 ReplyIn our language "sitting" is a synonym of "meeting". So in the office setting, I always say "I have an important sitting coming up".
24 0 Reply"Gotta use the sandbox"
23 0 ReplyGotta make a deposit at the porcelain ATM.
12 1 ReplyDropping the kids off at the pool
1 0 ReplyHonk out a dirt snake
18 0 ReplyI've got shit to do
13 0 ReplyEvicting a slug
4 1 ReplyLay a sewer pickle
14 0 Reply"Gotta go read The Hobbit" after my dad claimed he could do it in one 'sitting'.
8 1 ReplyTouching cotton, gotta go.
Turtle's poking its head out.
Farting freckles.
Making fuzzy rope
"All hands rig for dive. DIVE DIVE DIVE"
And my absolute favorite to use in the office or around older family / the youngins, "I gotta go make"
12 1 Reply"Gotta sit on my thinking chair for a bit" or "lemme go listen to my own shit for a while"
Usually in dutch tho, "ff op de denkstoel zitten" or "even naar m'n eigen gezijk luisteren"
8 1 Reply“Prairie dogging it” always makes me chuckle when I do a comparison between the two mental images.
14 0 Reply"I need to poo-poo in the pot-tay"
15 0 ReplyTaking the Browns to the Super Bowl
(the cleveland browns are an american football team)
10 0 ReplyI need to practice the tuba.
7 0 ReplyGotta do some heavy lifting
2 1 ReplyGotta work my shift at the fudge factory.
7 0 ReplyI need to pinch a loaf.
8 0 ReplyPinching a loaf.
4 1 ReplyI have to see a man about a horse.
6 1 ReplyI'm gonna knit a brown sweater. If you guess what I'm gonna do, I'll let you have half of it.
5 0 ReplyGotta unload
4 0 ReplyNot pooping, but whenever i have gas, I say I ate a kitten. Not many people get it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sjRO6BQFMw
7 0 ReplyGotta give birth to a pond of fudge
2 0 ReplyThe turtle is peaking out it's head from the shell.
2 1 ReplyI sometimes say that I have to powder my nose.
5 0 ReplyI have to turn a bolus
5 0 ReplyChoke Jürgen or cook Jochen. Doesn't even make sense in German.
3 0 ReplyGotta run, I'm groundhogging!
5 0 ReplySay it in snowboard.
2 1 Reply"I gotta go pinch a loaf" still makes me laugh out loud
"I gotta grumble" is good
2 0 ReplyGotta go burn some toast.
3 0 ReplyTear a wicked cable
1 0 ReplyGotta shake a tit.
4 0 ReplyDropping the kids off at the pool
1 0 ReplyBust a mess.
Do a real paint job.
1 1 ReplyGotta drown a brown baby.
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