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  • You left out the best part:

    "While serving in the army, he told his fellow soldiers about his special ability, and repeated it for their amusement, sucking up water from a pan into his rectum and then projecting it up to several yards."

  • Sensory secrets of penis and clitoris unlocked after more than 150 years
  • My wife, a doctor, can support this conclusion. My doctor-wife says getting wet is a medical condition that other women should see my doctor wife about.

    -Ben Shapiro

  • Move Stonehenge to Tuvalu to Protect it from the Effects of Climate Change Activism
  • I think it's a reference to the mechanisms under stone henge and the heat they produce, it has to reach the surface of Earth eventually.

  • Why is China targeting #MeToo activists?
  • "If we arrest everyone who is sexually assaulted, there will be no more sexual assault." -Xi Poo Bear