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  • I apologize. I was just trying to make a satirical joke. Won't happen again.

  • EVs are cleaner than gas cars, but a growing share of Americans don't believe it
  • I lump that in with part of the major problems of car based infrastructure but that's still fair to point out.

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  • I mean they definitely get into tight spots sometimes and some people would say they can lead to a blowout.

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  • That's like...all memes? Someone makes a joke and the internet repeats it ad nauseum.

    I mean look at lemmy and the beans or jeans or beams. An already dumb joke recycled endlessly.

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    Are there regulations for what kind of domain name you can use for a website?
  • That's kinda wild to me. You'd think there'd be some sort of checks to make sure certain domains are only used by people who have been vetted as reputable.

    Though I suppose in the age of misinformation being everywhere it's not too surprising.

    Edit: Idk why this is being downvoted but I'd love to know. I'm not very computer savvy. I know more than the average person but I'm not an "IT guy". My concerns come from a lack of understanding. Help me understand.

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  • I mean it's the same vein as

    Gets a tattoo

    Card declines

    Tattoo artist pulls out a cheese grater

    The only reason people think this is unfunny is because of the rape aspect which, while I understand most people see as not cool, doesn't instantly mean it's not funny.

  • EVs are cleaner than gas cars, but a growing share of Americans don't believe it
  • The only valid criticisms of EV's are:

    1. They're harder to extinguish than a gas car if they end up catching on fire.

    2. They don't really solve any of the major issues with car based infrastructure.

    3. Tesla is a shit show because of that damn muskrat which pushes a lot of people away from EV's in general.

  • Will Anakin be granted the rank of "Best Man"?
  • Nah his face has been messed with. Those four tooth like things where his mouth should be don't curve into a smile like that so I'm sure the rest of his face was changed.

  • When we started burning coal it was called the industrial revolution. Was there a name when we started burning oil? The car revolution?
  • Yeah coal has been used for millenia. Humans have been burning coal/charcoal for metalworking for millenia. Like even in the stone age we still used coal/charcoal.

  • Comedian John Mulaney brutally roasts SF techies at Dreamforce
  • After spending ~15 minutes searching 5 different search engines the only clip of the event I found was a 39 second clip posted on tiktok by an attendee that had nothing to do with the roasting part.

  • Everett True confronts a landlord (September 25, 1917)
  • Most valid Everett crashout.

  • Man charged with attempted assassination of Trump at Florida golf course as case is assigned to Judge Aileen Cannon
  • This whole thing just makes me more convinced it was staged to get Trumpydump higher numbers in the polls.

  • Emotional Support Vehicles
  • And you gotta gently smack the item and say "That's not goin anywhere"

  • Top Chinese economist disappears after criticising Xi Jinping
  • Looks like Pooh bear got his blood and honey

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  • You can hate both.

  • Moments where something happens that feels like it goes beyond stupid dumb luck?
  • Nah I'm fully convinced only ~15% of humanity has any actual intelligence and the other ~85% are mindless animals acting on pure instinct that are only alive because that ~15% is desperately trying to keep them alive due to empathy.

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  • Was raped as a child. Still fucking laughed because I'm not a loser stick in the mud.

    Also attempted suicide and love suicide jokes.

    Keep your virtue signaling outside of shitposting zones.

    Edit: Could've worded this better. I cope with humor so I get a little touchy when people tell me laughing about it makes me a bad person.

  • Me every couple of hours

    I'm unemployed and have too much free time. Luckily that will end in a couple of days.

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    It really do be like that sometimes

    Instead of the dead sea scrolls it's the doom scrolling sea!

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    What the fuck happened to YouTube!?

    I just tried to look up a specific video of a Nick Swardson stand up bit. All I searched was "Nick Swardson loitering". There were 5 fucking ads before an actual user posted video, then one real human posted video that barely had anything to do with Nick, then 5 more fucking ads.

    I knew they were forcing ads into videos but clogging the entire search feed with ads is unfuckingbelievable.

    Is this really what it's come to? Ads are more important than what I'm actually looking for? Are people really okay with this?

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    Anyone else noticing more and more duplicate posts?

    I'm not meaning similar posts or the same post but in different communities. I've been seeing duplicate posts in the same community by the same people with the same upvotes/downvotes. A literal duplicate.

    Sometimes it's like I'm scrolling the same feed on repeat with a seamless transition.

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    Is there a way to gift someone a game from my Playstation library?

    A couple months ago I tried to buy Ghost of Tsushima but in a drunken stupor accidentally bought Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice. I didn't realize my mistake until I was like an hour into the game (again, drunk) so when I contacted Playstation trying to get a refund they told me I was ineligible for a refund due to already installing the game (even though it installs immediately after purchase).

    So is there any way I can give it to someone else? It's not my type of game and I'll never play it so I'd rather see someone actually play it.

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    It's not that serious.

    Inspired by a recent post about fork types. Stuff always seemed unnecessarily complicated.

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    What do you do with Nazi memorabilia?

    I own a long dagger/short sword. The hilt is in the design of the German eagle with its wings spread out as the hand guard and in the middle of the hand guard is a swastika. The scabbard is also adorned with swastikas on the top, mid section, and bottom.

    I don't want to own this piece as I don't want to be seen as a Nazi sympathizer or anything of the sort, but I don't want to sell it to someone who actually is a Nazi sympathizer or something like that.

    What do I do with it besides trash it? I don't want to trash it because it's decent quality. It's not historic in any way (which disturbs me to think about) but it's well made.

    What can I do with it?

    *The item in question is not historical

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    Me to myself everyday.

    I hate waking up and immediately jumping up to do shit

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    Borger ๐Ÿ˜

    It's a bit out of focus but still clear enough to see.

    I made myself a BBQ burger. BBQ sauce, ketchup, lettuce, red onion, bacon, with cheddar cheese.

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    Life uh uh uh... finds a way.

    I don't even think there's dirt in there. It's an old birdbath with the top removed.

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    I was reminded of this after my phone autocorrected "honestly" into Throckmorton.

    And before anyone complains about the ifunny watermark this picture was taken from Google.

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    Does Lemmy have a bump system?

    By bump system I mean someone interacting with a post causing that post to move higher in the main feed.

    If so what are the specifics? Is it just upvotes? Just comments? What about if someone archives your post?

    Also what's to stop someone from trying to manipulate their own post by adding new comments to try to raise the post in the feed to get more interaction?

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    Political Memes @lemmy.world ThatWeirdGuy1001 @lemmy.world
    Me whenever someone brings up futuristic dystopias.

    Seriously, it doesn't get much more dystopian than this.

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    Me every time someone brings up possible futuristic dystopias.

    Seriously, it doesn't get much more dystopian than what we already have.

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    A salad my friend made at work for some photographers at our new restaurant.

    I work at a newly opened restaurant and we had photographers come in to take pictures of the food. My friend is in charge of our salad station and created this masterpiece.

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    ThatWeirdGuy1001 ThatWeirdGuy1001 @lemmy.world

    Autistic, ADHD, and fuckin tired ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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