I go between "ugh i wish i went for an office job and did good at school" and "Holy fucking shit office jobs seem horrible how do people even stay awake all day"
My resume looks like two separate people sharing one sheet of paper.
IT to Landscaping to Software Dev to Construction to Data Analysis back to Landscaping now back in Software Dev.
It's sorta like the quote from It's Always Sunny - "Do I want the democrats mentally soul crushing job blasting me in the ass or the republicans physically crushing job blasting my ass?"