Beating the Taliban by letting them win the war, therefore forcing them to engage in pointless bureaucracy to manage their 'new' territory until they lose the will to live
"We have won the revolution! The bourgeois have finally been defeated!"
"Congratulations comrade! Now you're assigned to be director of freight logistics in district 21."
"Wha..."
"Here's your badge and office number."
"..."
Freight logistics? I'd love to!
This is basically the same thing as being in a communist party.
Born to jihad forced to circle back
Forced to touch base with the senior VP about cover sheets on TPS reports
Imagine how soul-crushing and frankly inhumane even the highest echelons of 9-5 white collar wage slavery are that people who lived on borrowed time fighting a guerilla war against
knowing that their lives could be brutally ended in a moment's notice look back on those violent times with yearning and nostalgia in comparison.“Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy” --Franz Kafka
I go between "ugh i wish i went for an office job and did good at school" and "Holy fucking shit office jobs seem horrible how do people even stay awake all day"
My resume looks like two separate people sharing one sheet of paper.
IT to Landscaping to Software Dev to Construction to Data Analysis back to Landscaping now back in Software Dev.
It's sorta like the quote from It's Always Sunny - "Do I want the
democratsmentally soul crushing job blasting me in the ass or therepublicansphysically crushing job blasting my ass?"Its probably healthiest to go between, honestly. Make sure you take short breaks to stretch.
Vulpes Inculta being truly happy as HR is so fucking good
Yeah I'd probably say fuck that and go back to riding horses in the mountains too if I could
tis better to die in the skeleton war than to live in the skeleton bureaucracy.
